Children are the best faces of truth we have. When I lie to myself, my children are sure to point it out. Case in point:
Anne: Hmmm. My hair looks like hell. I don't have time to color. It's not so bad. No one will notice. I'm so tall no one sees the top of my head.
Kid: "Hey Mom, your hair looks weird. Why's it all black?"
Anne: "You mean up here? You can't even see up here."
Kid: "Yeah, well it's all around your ears and back too."
Kid: "Will you play with me?"
Anne: "Yeah sure, just a minute."
Kid: " That means forever cause you're blogging."
We don't even want to go into the butt conversation. Suffice it to say that the word "Squishy" has become a four letter word in this house!
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Any lies your children have unveiled?
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